why i would surive a scary moive

So i love watching scary movies. But there are things about scary movies that just make no sense like for like . 1.Like why is the killer always walking and the bitch is always running and somehow she always gets cut the fuck up. Like he could be taking his sweet time stop get some mcdonalds, maybe stop for starbucks and still some how catch up with the running chick 2.When the chick fall and the camera pans down and you see that she has tripped over nothing. Like what did you trip over? AIR!? Biiiiitch. And she always stays on the ground when the killer is like 5 feet away, like you have time but you want to stay on the ground and scream like a dumbass. 3.And something that i thought about is why do these writers make these people so dumb in these movies. But now that i think about it i makes sense because if they didn't it wouldn't be a scary movie. Like to be real if you hear a laughing baby in your addict but you don't have a baby, shit didn't know you had an addic what smart person would go look at where its is coming from. Fuck stayin i'm gone. 4.Like why are yall so damn curious. Like if you are damn curious about what the noise or the sound was be smart call up somebody your mama, your brother,shit baby mama. Stay with them for the night go back in the morning with other people then check if you really feel the need. But shit that's just me, and i'm just a skinny dude with a story to tell.