Monday, September 26, 2016
5 pet peeves
So i noticed that i have a lot of pet peeves so i thought why not write about it so here it is 5 of my pet peeves.
1.drinking out of the carton- so if you drink out of the carton the i hate you. Like if it is yours or you live by yourself then that’s fine, but if we share that juice then keep yo nasty crusty ass lips off the carton and get you a damn cup.
2.if you sit next to me on the bus then i hate you. If there are like 50 million seats on the bus then why the hell you sitting next to me like no i don't want to talk to u mooooove. Give me my space.
3. If you don't cover yo mouth when you cough or sneeze you dirty bitch i hate you. i don't want to catch the cold, cancer, airborne aids whatever the hell is in yo mouth. Don't cough on me, shi cough towards the floor or some shit just don’t cough on me.
4. If you stare at me and than when i look at you at you nothing then i hate you. Like i can feel you burning the back of my damn head with your stare so why not just tell me what you are thinking and get it over with.
5.and people who complain but don't change their situation. Like i am all about giving people my help but if every time i help you, you just blow off what i say then fuck you. Like example so my bro hit me with a his problem. His girl had cheated on him and he didn't know what to do so i told him to leave her, he said ok. Like month later comes back to me mad because he still with the same girl and she doin the same shit so again i said leave her unloyal ass and let her ass star gaze from outside. But he still won't leave her but he complains about all the shit she do. I hate it but shit i just a skinny dude with a story to tell.
Monday, September 19, 2016
5 Reasons why i hated high school
So today we finna talk about high school. And for the most part i liked high school had some really good laughs, had unforgettable moments but they’re parts of high school that i just can not stand so here are the 5 reasons why I hated high school.
1. The time- you see i don’t know about yall but the school i went to school started at 7:25 on the dot everyday. Meaning that i got to get up damn near at the ass crack of dawn so i can get to school on time. And most of the time in the morning it be cold as shit.
2. The teachers- Now i know not all teachers are bad but somehow i always got the shit teacher, and what is a annoying teachers favorite line. “ the bell doesn't dismiss you, i dismiss you." …….. Then what the hell is there a bell for, Let me leave.
3. The bathroom- so throughout the school day you are going to ask to go to the bathroom, AKA( let me out this class for like 5 seconds). And the teacher have the nerve to tell you no. like i can understand if yall was doing something important but we all know yall sitting there ain't doin nothing, and they still wont let u leave. At that point i feel like u should have the right to # 1 or #2 in the classroom. I asked to go pee and you wouldn't let me,sorry!
4. The gum fiends- And don’t ever let somebody see you with a pack of gum or it’s a rap. swear bro it be like you just buy a new pack in the the morning and mess around and the pack be gone by the end of the day. My question is why you askin me for gum, gum is probably the cheapest thing you can buy, take your broke breath ass to the store and get you some.
5. The rest of the student body - Like aside from the people that i would hang out with and i thought were really chill i could not stand the rest of the student body. Like somebody always got something to say. Why you always have some two cent to put in, nobody was talkin you noise o'donnell.
But hell that’s just me, i ain't nothing but a skinny black kid just trying to get a laugh.
Monday, September 12, 2016
my roommate is tryin to kill me
So this week i am going to talk about the day that my roommate almost killed me. So it was the day after freshman orientation and we were suppose to be on your way back to san diego and our greyhound was scheduled to pick us up by two, so we left the hotel at like 130 and got to the greyhound station on the other side of town where she thought the bus would come to get us but when we get there, there was a a big ass sign on the door that read “station closed greyhounds will not come through this station.” by this time it was like 1:40 and i was starting to trip out cuz i be damned if i miss this bus back home. So we asked around and then they tell us that the bus would be picking us up on the other side of town at the bus stop that they dropped us off at. The thing that made me mad about that is i keep saying we should just go back to where they dropped us off at but she didn't want to listen to what i was saying. Oh before i forget i was wearing slides and i was holding a backpack and a big ass duffle bag so she comes up with this genius ass plan to try to run to the other stop before the bus gets there. So there we are in the middle of the day running through turlock and it is over 100 degrees. In this whole situation i forgot to tell her that i have asthma so as i was running i started to have trouble breathing so i stopped and tried to catch my breath. She looked back and told me to come on i started running again, and finally from up the street we see a turlock PD car driving pass so we stopped them at told them what was going on and they decided to help us out and give us a ride to the bus stop. So now we are in the back seat of this car and as i catch my breath i said “ i forgot to tell you i have asthma” and then she freaked out and yelled at me cuz she felt bad. But we made it to the stop in time and we got home. But that’s the day my roommate almost killed me.
Wednesday, September 7, 2016
My Frist Day In Turlock
So the beginning of my college experience did not go how i expected it to go. We had just got to turlock and my mother, my roommate, and i were inside the grocery outlet and everything seemed good until i got the phone call that made my the world come down all around me. I answered the phone, and in a broken and heart broken tone my sister asked to talked to my mom, i gave my mother the phone and no more than 5 minutes after i hear her scream out in agony,”she's dead, why lord why” she screams and cries as i take her outside to my father and that is when i am told that my grandmother has just passed away. With all of the emotional strength that i had i put on a straight face and comforted my mother as we left the outlet and proceeded to my new apartment. I can honestly say that was one of the hardest things that i have ever done staying calm when it seems like my whole world has started to fall around you. And to make matter worst i feel like shit because of me my mom is here and was not t there with the rest of the family. So finally we got all moved in and they left and i am left with this bittersweet feeling. Yesterday was my grandmother's funeral and burial and it hurts that i could not be there but i am going to keep my head up and stay focused, and through all of pain i have found a new drive so this one is for you mema i promise i am going to make you proud.
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