cartoons

Sooooo hey guys i don't know what i want to talk about this week so we are just going to talk about the weird things that come to my mind. Like i miss the 90’s to early 2000’s cartoons. The shows that i grew up watching. Hey arnold, johnny bravo, rocket power, etc… like even though you can say well you are an adult now and it's time to move on. I can't because those cartoons are more than just cartoons to me they are a portal to which takes me to a time where there were the only worries i had is if i had my homework done and the dishes were washed. Those cartoons where probably the best made cartoons made. Like the cartoons are made now are in all honestly pretty stupid and have no real thought to them. With the exception of a couple cartoons that i can say that i actually like( adventure time, regular show,etc). All the rest of them are not really relatable to me. And you know what it's what ever because the cartoons these days are geared to the youth of this new gen, and not for im even though we can relate to some of it. But the new cartoons can never take the space in my heart of all of my old school cartoons that i grew up watching. I feel brief sense of nostalgia when every i catch an old rerun of hey arnold on teen nick.

And i will never let the feeling go.

my generation and dating

IIIIIIIIIM BAAAAAACK

So what it do guys yall read the title you know what time it is. My thoughts on relationships in this generation.

So back in the day the idea of a relationship was something that was between two people you and the person you are interested in, and for a while that how it stayed but we got to my generation. Where some how that whole idea has been flipped on its head. With the introductions of the side dude or side chick. My generation has made it a social more to cheat on the one that you so called love and be unfaithful and justifies it simply by claiming that there are just a side chick or he is just a side dude. Last time i check that is still cheating and yall be running around here crying and complaining about how  “ these hoes aint loyal”. First of all scenes when as a hoe ever been loyal they are hoes it's in the damn job description. Have u ever heard of the phase u cant turn a hoe into a housewife. And i'm not just talking about girls because these dudes around here be just as sandaless. I guess what has me so confused is yall make it seem like it's all cool to be hitting baby over here when you got your own relationship. But then turn around and act hurt when the anit shit dude or chick do it to you. Shout if it was up to me it would be as simple as when you are with a person that's who you with if you talking to some else you cheating cuz you not about to give this dude the same attention you gave me when we first started talking because i know where that went. But you know what i am a crazy for thinking like that, for thinking that a relationship just that a ship for two damn people leave everyone the hell out of it. But shit i'm just a skinny dude trying to make a dollar out of 15 cents.

The New Girl In My Life

So i've been talking to this girl for about 3 weeks now, and on friday we went on our first date. So before this we would hang out and just chill and in that time i started to feel a connection so when we decided to go on a real date i started to form a plan. So that whole week before our date i keep dropping clues about some thing  that i needed  to ask her. Finally friday came and after i got out of class i went home to get ready and what felt like minutes after i got home a message came to my phone that read “close your blinds i'm here” then another that read” i am at the door “ so i opened the door to see her in what i thought  to be a beautiful burgundy dress. Before i could think the words “damn babe” fell from my mouth. I rushed to put on my cloths and we left. We finally get to olive garden and i am still thinking about how am i going to ask her. But they show us to our table and left us alone. We sat and talked for a while but i keep finding myself staring off. And i guess she noticed to because she asked “ babe what's on your mind” i replied with nothing i'm fine and we went back to talking we got our food and eat and talked more.

Meanwhile the question still ran through my head of how i was going to ask her. But then it hit me and that's when i asked for some crayons. She looked confused and questioned me about why i needed crayons, i replied with” it will all make sense soon”. So i took up the napkin that i had and said “let's play a game”.i drew up a hangman set and i told her to guess. One by one she started to guess what i was trying to say until she said “ wait are you asking me out” i filled in the rest of the riddle and her face lite up and she said yes. So now here i am dating this really cool girl and i'm excited to see how it turns out.

why just why (clowns)

So wats good in the hood my people.so today is howleen and even it is probblay nothin i man im going to talk about clowns. Personally i don't like clowns but shit that's just me. But lately people decided that it is a good idea to run up on people while wearing wired ass clown outfits. Well all i am saying is if you run up on me while wearing that shit don't be mad when i lay yo ass out because at this point i will not think twice about putting you sad souls to sleep. And miss me that dude stop it's a prank. Fuck pranks, it stop being a prank when you stopped me.now u running cuz im on yo ass. Like i hear that there was suppose to be this clown thing going tonight and how there are going to be clowns running around tonight doing the most brazzy shit, well i'm also making this know u come by here with that fake scary ass shit and u will get handled. We stay strapped over here so while all of all are out getting that candy hustle on, be safe and if you see a clown BEAT HIS ASS. we don't have time to try to tell apart a good clown to a bad one so if you don't want yo muffin cap pilled back i highly suggest that you not wear a clown suit of any kind cuz if people feel like me at all it's going to be faded on site. But shit i'm just a skinny nigga with a dream trying to make then con true.

logic

So this week we are going to take about the types of music that i like. More specific an artist that i have been stuck on for a while, logic. Logic is starting to really get out there and i think that it is great. And even though he is starting to get up there his content still hits the bar or exceeds the bar that he set for himself. Like when i first heard of him it was when i listened to his music it was the young sinatra mixtape. And that's when i was hooked just the way he used his world to convey a different and chill vibe.also the fact instead of promoting violence and other things like that he reps PLP.(peace,Love,and Positivity.) then he came out with “the incredibly true story and that only made my liking to his music because you can tell how how his word play has evolved as well as the depth of the content. So when he came out with his newest joint by the name of bobby tarantino i was on it so quick. So far my fav on his new album is 44 bars, it has a really great beat as well as some really deep lyrics. So i would say if you have the time check logic out. He is worth the time i promise you. You won't be disappointed.

taking a trip into my past

So this week i mine not sure what i'm going to take about but i guess we are just going to wing it. I guess we can talk about my love for music. I start playing music when i was very young. Like around 6 or 7. I would go to church every sunday and when i would go i would watch the drummer play and i would be so fascinated. So one day after church i convinced my my mom to let me go talk to him and i told him how i wanted to play the drums and he let me play but he said if i could wait until next sunday he would have a surprise for me. So i waited in excitement at the thought of what i would be getting. So finally the next sunday rolled around and when i say him i ran in his direction. And he pulled out of his bag a brand up pair of sticks. And from that day i have been playing drums. Later i joined the drum corp at my elementary, went to play drums in highschool and we flash ward to me playin drums here in college now. I find it crazy was all it took was just someone giving me the tools i needed to put my dream into effect. So here it is guys i know it's not my usual rant but today i didn't feel like ranting. It to much of a nice day for that.

4 kinds of people i hate

So at first i didn't know what i was going to blog about this week, but today in class during our group conversation really hit home and i started to rant so i'm guessing why not just finish what i started. So here it is 4 people that piss me off. 1.Complement hoes - now i know damn well all of us know that one person who tries to set people up give them compliments. Like they ask how they look then when i tell you look good then you say you are still ugly. So why did you even ask me then. Like i have no problem telling you that you look good if you do look good, but if you are just trying to get a damn compliment out of me, then dont cuz you will fuck around and get the truth out of me. Got the nerve to say you ugly, you right, you are and yo nose is big as shit, forehead big enough to watch a damn movie on that bitch. I’m on yo ass. 2.Niggas who will turn down every plan that the squad come up with but they don't know what they want to do- like this shit here really pissies me off like bruh we could all be sitting there trying to figure out what we want to do and this nigga is Call Of Duty quickscoping down every damn plan we make so then we ask, “so what you want to do then.” and i get this “...............uh i don't know”. Then nigga don't speak. SHIT. you know everything you don’t want to do but yo sorry ass can't come up with a plan. 3.Broke niggas that like to do money related things- see now i don't mind paying for a bro if they genuinely dont have the funds because i trust that they will pay me back. But if every time we go out somewhere yo ass is broke then this just not going to work. Like No we can't go out to lunch cuz yo ass dont have the funds, but what we can do is go to food4less and get you some lunchables. Nah nah nah we can't go to disney land either, but what we can do is go switch on the tv and watch disney channel i heard it the same feel. 4.And finally people that have bad hygiene on purpose- Like this don't even make no sense you grown there is no reason why you should be running around here smelling like fuck soap and bathwater, and what is deodorant. Like i don't understand why yall think it is ok to walk out the house smelling like cigarettes, booty, and donuts. But you will come lookin clean as hell like you wear the newest pair of Js but you smell like ass. That shit dont add up. Like you will step in the room with a good pair of high jeans on instead of some good hygiene. And that shit ain't cool. But shit i'm just a skinny dude with a rant to share.

why i would surive a scary moive

So i love watching scary movies. But there are things about scary movies that just make no sense like for like . 1.Like why is the killer always walking and the bitch is always running and somehow she always gets cut the fuck up. Like he could be taking his sweet time stop get some mcdonalds, maybe stop for starbucks and still some how catch up with the running chick 2.When the chick fall and the camera pans down and you see that she has tripped over nothing. Like what did you trip over? AIR!? Biiiiitch. And she always stays on the ground when the killer is like 5 feet away, like you have time but you want to stay on the ground and scream like a dumbass. 3.And something that i thought about is why do these writers make these people so dumb in these movies. But now that i think about it i makes sense because if they didn't it wouldn't be a scary movie. Like to be real if you hear a laughing baby in your addict but you don't have a baby, shit didn't know you had an addic what smart person would go look at where its is coming from. Fuck stayin i'm gone. 4.Like why are yall so damn curious. Like if you are damn curious about what the noise or the sound was be smart call up somebody your mama, your brother,shit baby mama. Stay with them for the night go back in the morning with other people then check if you really feel the need. But shit that's just me, and i'm just a skinny dude with a story to tell.

5 pet peeves

So i noticed that i have a lot of pet peeves so i thought why not write about it so here it is 5 of my pet peeves. 1.drinking out of the carton- so if you drink out of the carton the i hate you. Like if it is yours or you live by yourself then that’s fine, but if we share that juice then keep yo nasty crusty ass lips off the carton and get you a damn cup. 2.if you sit next to me on the bus then i hate you. If there are like 50 million seats on the bus then why the hell you sitting next to me like no i don't want to talk to u mooooove. Give me my space. 3. If you don't cover yo mouth when you cough or sneeze you dirty bitch i hate you. i don't want to catch the cold, cancer, airborne aids whatever the hell is in yo mouth. Don't cough on me, shi cough towards the floor or some shit just don’t cough on me. 4. If you stare at me and than when i look at you at you nothing then i hate you. Like i can feel you burning the back of my damn head with your stare so why not just tell me what you are thinking and get it over with. 5.and people who complain but don't change their situation. Like i am all about giving people my help but if every time i help you, you just blow off what i say then fuck you. Like example so my bro hit me with a his problem. His girl had cheated on him and he didn't know what to do so i told him to leave her, he said ok. Like month later comes back to me mad because he still with the same girl and she doin the same shit so again i said leave her unloyal ass and let her ass star gaze from outside. But he still won't leave her but he complains about all the shit she do. I hate it but shit i just a skinny dude with a story to tell.

5 Reasons why i hated high school

So today we finna talk about high school. And for the most part i liked high school had some really good laughs, had unforgettable moments but they’re parts of high school that i just can not stand so here are the 5 reasons why I hated high school. 1. The time- you see i don’t know about yall but the school i went to school started at 7:25 on the dot everyday. Meaning that i got to get up damn near at the ass crack of dawn so i can get to school on time. And most of the time in the morning it be cold as shit. 2. The teachers- Now i know not all teachers are bad but somehow i always got the shit teacher, and what is a annoying teachers favorite line. “ the bell doesn't dismiss you, i dismiss you." …….. Then what the hell is there a bell for, Let me leave. 3. The bathroom- so throughout the school day you are going to ask to go to the bathroom, AKA( let me out this class for like 5 seconds). And the teacher have the nerve to tell you no. like i can understand if yall was doing something important but we all know yall sitting there ain't doin nothing, and they still wont let u leave. At that point i feel like u should have the right to # 1 or #2 in the classroom. I asked to go pee and you wouldn't let me,sorry! 4. The gum fiends- And don’t ever let somebody see you with a pack of gum or it’s a rap. swear bro it be like you just buy a new pack in the the morning and mess around and the pack be gone by the end of the day. My question is why you askin me for gum, gum is probably the cheapest thing you can buy, take your broke breath ass to the store and get you some. 5. The rest of the student body - Like aside from the people that i would hang out with and i thought were really chill i could not stand the rest of the student body. Like somebody always got something to say. Why you always have some two cent to put in, nobody was talkin you noise o'donnell. But hell that’s just me, i ain't nothing but a skinny black kid just trying to get a laugh.

my roommate is tryin to kill me

So this week i am going to talk about the day that my roommate almost killed me. So it was the day after freshman orientation and we were suppose to be on your way back to san diego and our greyhound was scheduled to pick us up by two, so we left the hotel at like 130 and got to the greyhound station on the other side of town where she thought the bus would come to get us but when we get there, there was a a big ass sign on the door that read “station closed greyhounds will not come through this station.” by this time it was like 1:40 and i was starting to trip out cuz i be damned if i miss this bus back home. So we asked around and then they tell us that the bus would be picking us up on the other side of town at the bus stop that they dropped us off at. The thing that made me mad about that is i keep saying we should just go back to where they dropped us off at but she didn't want to listen to what i was saying. Oh before i forget i was wearing slides and i was holding a backpack and a big ass duffle bag so she comes up with this genius ass plan to try to run to the other stop before the bus gets there. So there we are in the middle of the day running through turlock and it is over 100 degrees. In this whole situation i forgot to tell her that i have asthma so as i was running i started to have trouble breathing so i stopped and tried to catch my breath. She looked back and told me to come on i started running again, and finally from up the street we see a turlock PD car driving pass so we stopped them at told them what was going on and they decided to help us out and give us a ride to the bus stop. So now we are in the back seat of this car and as i catch my breath i said “ i forgot to tell you i have asthma” and then she freaked out and yelled at me cuz she felt bad. But we made it to the stop in time and we got home. But that’s the day my roommate almost killed me.

My Frist Day In Turlock

So the beginning of my college experience did not go how i expected it to go. We had just got to turlock and my mother, my roommate, and i were inside the grocery outlet and everything seemed good until i got the phone call that made my the world come down all around me. I answered the phone, and in a broken and heart broken tone my sister asked to talked to my mom, i gave my mother the phone and no more than 5 minutes after i hear her scream out in agony,”she's dead, why lord why” she screams and cries as i take her outside to my father and that is when i am told that my grandmother has just passed away. With all of the emotional strength that i had i put on a straight face and comforted my mother as we left the outlet and proceeded to my new apartment. I can honestly say that was one of the hardest things that i have ever done staying calm when it seems like my whole world has started to fall around you. And to make matter worst i feel like shit because of me my mom is here and was not t there with the rest of the family. So finally we got all moved in and they left and i am left with this bittersweet feeling. Yesterday was my grandmother's funeral and burial and it hurts that i could not be there but i am going to keep my head up and stay focused, and through all of pain i have found a new drive so this one is for you mema i promise i am going to make you proud.