Monday, October 31, 2016
why just why (clowns)
So wats good in the hood my people.so today is howleen and even it is probblay nothin i man im going to talk about clowns. Personally i don't like clowns but shit that's just me. But lately people decided that it is a good idea to run up on people while wearing wired ass clown outfits. Well all i am saying is if you run up on me while wearing that shit don't be mad when i lay yo ass out because at this point i will not think twice about putting you sad souls to sleep. And miss me that dude stop it's a prank. Fuck pranks, it stop being a prank when you stopped me.now u running cuz im on yo ass. Like i hear that there was suppose to be this clown thing going tonight and how there are going to be clowns running around tonight doing the most brazzy shit, well i'm also making this know u come by here with that fake scary ass shit and u will get handled. We stay strapped over here so while all of all are out getting that candy hustle on, be safe and if you see a clown BEAT HIS ASS. we don't have time to try to tell apart a good clown to a bad one so if you don't want yo muffin cap pilled back i highly suggest that you not wear a clown suit of any kind cuz if people feel like me at all it's going to be faded on site. But shit i'm just a skinny nigga with a dream trying to make then con true.
Monday, October 24, 2016
logic
Tuesday, October 18, 2016
taking a trip into my past
So this week i mine not sure what i'm going to take about but i guess we are just going to wing it. I guess we can talk about my love for music. I start playing music when i was very young. Like around 6 or 7. I would go to church every sunday and when i would go i would watch the drummer play and i would be so fascinated. So one day after church i convinced my my mom to let me go talk to him and i told him how i wanted to play the drums and he let me play but he said if i could wait until next sunday he would have a surprise for me. So i waited in excitement at the thought of what i would be getting. So finally the next sunday rolled around and when i say him i ran in his direction. And he pulled out of his bag a brand up pair of sticks. And from that day i have been playing drums. Later i joined the drum corp at my elementary, went to play drums in highschool and we flash ward to me playin drums here in college now. I find it crazy was all it took was just someone giving me the tools i needed to put my dream into effect. So here it is guys i know it's not my usual rant but today i didn't feel like ranting. It to much of a nice day for that.
Monday, October 10, 2016
4 kinds of people i hate
So at first i didn't know what i was going to blog about this week, but today in class during our group conversation really hit home and i started to rant so i'm guessing why not just finish what i started. So here it is 4 people that piss me off.
1.Complement hoes - now i know damn well all of us know that one person who tries to set people up give them compliments. Like they ask how they look then when i tell you look good then you say you are still ugly. So why did you even ask me then. Like i have no problem telling you that you look good if you do look good, but if you are just trying to get a damn compliment out of me, then dont cuz you will fuck around and get the truth out of me. Got the nerve to say you ugly, you right, you are and yo nose is big as shit, forehead big enough to watch a damn movie on that bitch. I’m on yo ass.
2.Niggas who will turn down every plan that the squad come up with but they don't know what they want to do- like this shit here really pissies me off like bruh we could all be sitting there trying to figure out what we want to do and this nigga is Call Of Duty quickscoping down every damn plan we make so then we ask, “so what you want to do then.” and i get this “...............uh i don't know”. Then nigga don't speak. SHIT. you know everything you don’t want to do but yo sorry ass can't come up with a plan.
3.Broke niggas that like to do money related things- see now i don't mind paying for a bro if they genuinely dont have the funds because i trust that they will pay me back. But if every time we go out somewhere yo ass is broke then this just not going to work. Like No we can't go out to lunch cuz yo ass dont have the funds, but what we can do is go to food4less and get you some lunchables. Nah nah nah we can't go to disney land either, but what we can do is go switch on the tv and watch disney channel i heard it the same feel.
4.And finally people that have bad hygiene on purpose- Like this don't even make no sense you grown there is no reason why you should be running around here smelling like fuck soap and bathwater, and what is deodorant. Like i don't understand why yall think it is ok to walk out the house smelling like cigarettes, booty, and donuts. But you will come lookin clean as hell like you wear the newest pair of Js but you smell like ass. That shit dont add up. Like you will step in the room with a good pair of high jeans on instead of some good hygiene. And that shit ain't cool.
But shit i'm just a skinny dude with a rant to share.
Monday, October 3, 2016
why i would surive a scary moive
So i love watching scary movies. But there are things about scary movies that just make no sense like for like .
1.Like why is the killer always walking and the bitch is always running and somehow she always gets cut the fuck up. Like he could be taking his sweet time stop get some mcdonalds, maybe stop for starbucks and still some how catch up with the running chick
2.When the chick fall and the camera pans down and you see that she has tripped over nothing. Like what did you trip over? AIR!? Biiiiitch. And she always stays on the ground when the killer is like 5 feet away, like you have time but you want to stay on the ground and scream like a dumbass.
3.And something that i thought about is why do these writers make these people so dumb in these movies. But now that i think about it i makes sense because if they didn't it wouldn't be a scary movie. Like to be real if you hear a laughing baby in your addict but you don't have a baby, shit didn't know you had an addic what smart person would go look at where its is coming from. Fuck stayin i'm gone.
4.Like why are yall so damn curious. Like if you are damn curious about what the noise or the sound was be smart call up somebody your mama, your brother,shit baby mama. Stay with them for the night go back in the morning with other people then check if you really feel the need.
But shit that's just me, and i'm just a skinny dude with a story to tell.
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